#!/bin/bash
 
# Keep this updated when you add or take away quotes on the case list
num_quotes=70
 
# Generate a random quote number variable, 'rand'
rand=$[ ( $RANDOM % $num_quotes ) + 1 ]
case $rand in  #BEGIN CASE
        1) quote="Living to learn, learning to live. (Erik Dubois)";;
        2) quote="The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops! Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.  (Linus Torvalds)";;
        3) quote="One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. (Robert Firth)";;
        4) quote="There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.";;
        5) quote="My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.";;
        6) quote="The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.";;
        7) quote="If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.";;
        8) quote="You know you're a geek when.. You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.";;
        9) quote="We all know Linux is great.. it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. (Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium)";;
        10) quote="If It ain't broke, then tweak It until It breaks! (Adhi Pambudi)";;
        11) quote="I'm not lazy. I'm in powersaving mode.. (Adhi Pambudi)";;
        12) quote="I never lose. Either I win, or I learn. (Laurent aka Darknet Matrix)";;
        13) quote="There is no better feeling than seeing the fruits of your labour. (Nathaniel aka Smoke King)";;
        14) quote="I love Metal, Beer and Linux. In that order. (Matt Dobson aka Dobbie)";;
        15) quote="You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.";;
        16) quote="If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, I'll make it quick.";;
        17) quote="If you can dream it, you can do it.";;
        18) quote="The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.";;
        19) quote="Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.";;
        20) quote="It's not whether you get knocked down, it 's whether you get up.";;
        21) quote="If you want something, go get it, period.";;
        22) quote="We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.";;
        23) quote="It always seems impossible until it's done.";;
        24) quote="You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.";;
        25) quote="People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.";;
        26) quote="Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.";;
        27) quote="A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.";;
        28) quote="Sometimes you don't realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.";;
        29) quote="The Way To Get Started Is To Quit Talking And Begin Doing.";;
        30) quote="Knowing Is Not Enough; We Must Apply. Wishing Is Not Enough; We Must Do.";;
        31) quote="A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.";;
        32) quote="Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.";;
        33) quote="To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.";;
        34) quote="Don't let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big.";;
        35) quote="When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.";;
        36) quote="One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.";;
        37) quote="To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.";;
        38) quote="Success occurs when your dreams get bigger than your excuses.";;
        39) quote="You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice.";;
        40) quote="The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.";;
        41) quote="If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead.";;
        42) quote="Cowards never start, the weaks never finish, winners never quit.";;
        43) quote="The brave do not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.";;
        44) quote="If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!";;
        45) quote="Every pro was once an amateur. Every expert was once a beginner. So dream big and start now!";;
        46) quote="It's not the things you do that you regret at the end, it's the moments when you didn't take a chance.";;
        47) quote="Work until your idols become your rivals.";;
        48) quote="Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.";;
        49) quote="The first step to getting what you want, is having the courage to get rid of what you don't.";;
        50) quote="Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.";;
        51) quote="If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?";;
        52) quote="Instead of giving myself reasons why i can't, i give myself reasons why i can.";;
        53) quote="If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.";;
        54) quote="Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.";;
        55) quote="Do something today that your future self will thank you for.";;
        56) quote="The only time 'success' comes before 'work' is in the dictionary.";;
        57) quote="How many mondays have been and gone since you said 'i will start next week'? Take action, start today.";;
        58) quote="Don't be upset by the result you didn't get with the work you didn't do.";;
        59) quote="Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.";;
        60) quote="Discipline is doing what needs to be done even though you don't want to.";;
        61) quote="The difference between a master and a beginner is that the master has failed more times than the beginner has ever tried.";;
        62) quote="The moment when you are ready to quit is usually the moment right before the miracle happens. Don't give up!";;
        63) quote="Don't worry about the failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.";;
        64) quote="If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.";;
        65) quote="I hated every minute of training, but i said 'don't quit, suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.";;
        67) quote="If you are unwilling to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.";;
        68) quote="Life is like a boxing match. Defeat is declared not when you fall, but when you refuse to stand again.";;
        69) quote="The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.";;
        70) quote="When life knocks us down, we have choice whether or not to get back up again.";;

esac  # END CASE
 
# Display the random quote from case statement, and format it to line wrap at 30 characters
echo "$quote" | fmt -50